Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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