it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
we're so committed to being not committed
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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