i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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