He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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