What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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