i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
try to milk me bitch
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