Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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