If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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