A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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