the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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