just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I could fuck to npr.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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