Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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