Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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