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(312): View more from Illinois

I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr

(269): View more from Michigan

Wat???

(312): View more from Illinois

U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender

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(703): View more from Virginia

I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.

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(214): View more from Texas

I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help

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(334): View more from Alabama

Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.

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(718): View more from New York

We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game

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(707): View more from California

I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.

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(567): View more from Ohio

Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day

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