I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.