Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.