Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.