It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES