Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
