let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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