Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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