this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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