ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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