dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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