Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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