you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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