Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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