Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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