is wine microwaveable?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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