There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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