He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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