Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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