you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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