New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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