But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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