Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Vodka?
Forever.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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