There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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