discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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