I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We had to coat check the pizza.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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