yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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