chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Randomize
