im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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