Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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