Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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