no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize
