you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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