how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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