a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Send help, water and tortillas.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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