no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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