When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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