He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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