Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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