everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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