Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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