honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
how drunk are you?
Several
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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