Whod you bang
it was like having sex with a tree stump
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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