That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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