Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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