when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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