i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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