I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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