you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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